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2009
Playoff Results
VIGILANTE BOWL II: 6 The Turd Fergusons [178.5] @ [125] 1 The Ass Pirates
CONF. FINALS: 5 The Porch Monkeys [165] @ [232] 1 The Ass Pirates
6 The Turd Fergusons [175.5] @ [154] 2 Team Snickerdoodle
SEMI-FINALS: 6 The Turd Fergusons [247] @ [189.5] 3 The Super Fans
5 The Porch Monkeys [188] @ [175.5] 4 Monarch's Henchmen
*BYE WEEK: 1 The Ass Pirates, 2 Team Snickerdoodle
2009 Regular Season Standings
NORTH W - L P.F. P.A. HOME AWAY DIV. G.B.
1 xyz-The Ass Pirates 12 - 2 2882.5 2498.5 5 - 2 7 - 0 6 - 0 --
3 x-The Super Fans 9 - 5 2716.5 2454.5 4 - 3 5 - 2 3 - 3 3
4 x-The Monarch's Henchmen 8 - 6 2659.5 2497 3 - 4 5 - 2 2 - 4 4
7 Team Tricky Dick 5 - 9 2331.5 2506.5 2 - 5 3 - 4 1 - 5 7
SOUTH W - L P.F. P.A. HOME AWAY DIV. G.B.
2 xy-Team Snickerdoodle 7 - 7 2441.5 2460 3 - 4 4 - 3 4 - 2 --
5 x-The Porch Monkeys 7 - 7 2416 2319.5 2 - 5 5 - 2 4 - 2 --
6 x-The Turd Fergusons 6 - 8 2339.5 2584 4 - 3 2 - 5 3 - 3 1
8 Vermin Supreme 2 - 12 2180.5 2647.5 1 - 6 1 - 6 1 - 5 5
x - clinched Playoff berth y - clinched Division title z - clinched President's Trophy
2009 Regular Season Results
WEEK 1:
Ass Pirates D[209.5] @ [198] Super Fans
Tricky Dick [175.5] @ [158.5] Monarch's Henchmen
Snickerdoodle [178] @ [179]R Turd Fergusons
Vermin Supreme N[139] @ [169] Porch Monkeys
WEEK 2:
Super Fans [168] @ [140]N Tricky Dick
Ass Pirates [211] @ [192.5] Monarch's Henchmen
Snickerdoodle D[216.5] @ [179.5] Vermin Supreme
Turd Fergusons R[144] @ [143] Porch Monkeys
WEEK 3:
Monarch's Henchmen D[267.5] @ [192.5] Super Fans
Tricky Dick [150] @ [202.5]R Ass Pirates
Porch Monkeys [197] @ [155] Snickerdoodle
Vermin Supreme N[143] @ [171.5] Turd Fergusons
WEEK 4:
Porch Monkeys [131] @ [191.5]R Super Fans
Snickerdoodle [141.5] @ [221] Ass Pirates
Turd Fergusons [186.5] @ [240.5]D Monarch's Henchmen
Vermin Supreme N[117] @ [157] Tricky Dick
WEEK 5:
Super Fans [178] @ [136.5] Turd Fergusons
Ass Pirates D[230.5] @ [128.5] Vermin Supreme
Monarch's Henchmen [165.5] @ [126]N Snickerdoodle
Tricky Dick R[189] @ [144] Porch Monkeys
WEEK 6:
Vermin Supreme N[129.5] @ [256.5] Super Fans
Turd Fergusons [189.5] @ [277.5]D Ass Pirates
Porch Monkeys [144] @ [155]R Monarch's Henchmen
Snickerdoodle [191] @ [244] Tricky Dick
WEEK 7:
Super Fans [177] @ [149]N Snickerdoodle
Ass Pirates D[227.5] @ [224.5] Porch Monkeys
Tricky Dick [187.5] @ [192]R Turd Fergusons
Monarch's Henchmen [210.5] @ [157] Vermin Supreme
Regular Season MVP
Saints QB Drew Brees beat last year's record with
564.5 points for Team Snickerdoodle in the Regular
Season, paving the way towards the division title
Regular Season Highlight
Chargers RB Darren Sproles had a breakout year in
2009, capped off by a 29.5-point Opening Week,
leading the Ass Pirates to a best-ever 12-2 record
WEEK 8:
Super Fans [175] @ [186]R Ass Pirates
Monarch's Henchmen D[223.5] @ [168] Tricky Dick
Turd Fergusons N[153.5] @ [178.5] Snickerdoodle
Porch Monkeys [215.5] @ [160] Vermin Supreme
WEEK 9:
Tricky Dick [208] @ [234]D Super Fans
Monarch's Henchmen [155.5] @ [170.5] Ass Pirates
Vermin Supreme N[134.5] @ [174.5] Snickerdoodle
Porch Monkeys R[199] @ [176] Turd Fergusons
WEEK 10:
Super Fans D[218] @ [198.5] Monarch's Henchmen
Ass Pirates R[191] @ [181] Tricky Dick
Snickerdoodle R[157] @ [151] Porch Monkeys
Turd Fergusons N[128] @ [153.5]R Vermin Supreme
WEEK 11:
Super Fans [180] @ [186.5] Porch Monkeys
Ass Pirates D[212] @ [181.5] Snickerdoodle
Monarch's Henchmen [185.5] @ [209]R Turd Fergusons
Tricky Dick [190] @ [154.5]N Vermin Supreme
WEEK 12:
Turd Fergusons [126] @ [159.5] Super Fans
Vermin Supreme D[237] @ [154] Ass Pirates
Snickerdoodle R[217.5] @ [172.5] Monarch's Henchmen
Porch Monkeys [179.5] @ [119]N Tricky Dick
WEEK 13:
Super Fans [198] @ [175.5] Vermin Supreme
Ass Pirates D[221] @ [161.5] Turd Fergusons
Monarch's Henchmen R[158] @ [149.5] Porch Monkeys
Tricky Dick N[83] @ [164.5] Snickerdoodle
WEEK 14:
Snickerdoodle D[218] @ [197.5] Super Fans
Porch Monkeys [189.5] @ [175.5] Ass Pirates
Turd Fergusons R[193.5] @ [146.5]N Tricky Dick
Vermin Supreme [179] @ [183] Monarch's Henchmen
Playoff MVP
Chiefs RB Jamaal Charles gained 48 fantasy
points for the Turd Fergusons in the 2009 title
game, helping to pull off a tremendous upset
Regular Season Highlight
Colts QB Peyton Manning put up 540 points for
the Porch Monkeys, a close 2nd to Drew Brees,
the same result as the upcoming Super Bowl