Archives
(All statistics include 2008-2013)
Playoff stats in BLUE
Defunct teams in ITALICS
All-Time Regular Season Stats
W - L Win% P.F. AvgPF P.A. AvgPA Home Away Div.
For Whom The Bell Sproles 52-31-1 .627 15762.5 187.6 14698.5 175.0 22-19-1 30-12 21-15
F.C. DITKA 51 - 33 .607 16185 192.7 14959.5 178.1 24-18 27-15 15-21
The Turd Fergusons 42 - 42 .500 15277 181.9 14904.5 177.4 21-21 21-21 22-14
The Sausage Bandits 39 - 45 .464 15408 183.4 15383 183.1 16-26 23-19 16-20
Vermin Supreme 36-47-1 .434 14402.5 171.5 15070 179.4 20-22 16-25-1 18-18
The Benperors (2009-) 32 - 38 .457 11840.5 169.2 12745.5 182.1 12-23 20-15 13-17
Thunderpussy (2010-) 22 - 34 .393 9836.5 175.7 10500.5 187.5 9-19 13-15 8-16
The Wiener Barons (2013-) 6 - 8 .429 2566 183,3 2699.5 192.8 2-5 4-3 2-4
Team Snickerdoodle (09-12) 30 - 26 .536 10054.5 179.5 9917 177.1 13-15 17-11 16-8
The Porch Monkeys (08-09) 14 - 14 .500 4831.5 172.6 4753 169.8 6-8 8-6 7-5
The Buck Futters (2008) 7 - 7 .500 2411.5 172.3 2447.5 174.8 3-4 4-3 3-3
The Auto-picks (2008) 4 - 10 .286 1933.5 138.1 2430.5 173.6 1-6 3-4 3-3
All-Time Playoff Stats
W - L Win% P.F. AvgPF P.A. AvgPA Home Away Champ.
The Benperors (2009-) 6 - 1 .857 1443.5 206.2 1124 160.6 2-0 4-1 2 - 1
F.C. DITKA 5 - 4 .556 1612 179.1 1616.5 179.6 5-2 0-2 2 - 0
The Turd Fergusons 4 - 4 .500 1499 187.4 1505 188.1 1-2 3-2 1 - 1
For Whom The Bell Sproles 4 - 6 .400 1795.5 179.6 1864 186.4 1-4 3-2 0 - 2
Vermin Supreme 3 - 2 .600 1046.5 209.3 1028 205.6 2-1 1-1 1 - 0
The Sausage Bandits 3 - 4 .429 1342 191.7 1290.5 184.4 1-2 2-2 0 - 1
Thunderpussy (2010-) 2 - 2 .500 648 162.0 738.5 184.6 1-1 1-1 0 - 1
The Wiener Barons (2013-) 1 - 1 .500 339 169.5 383 191.5 0-0 1-1 0 - 0
Team Snickerdoodle (09-12) 1 - 3 .250 763.5 190.9 764.5 191.1 1-2 0-1 0 - 0
The Porch Monkeys (08-09) 1 - 2 .333 517.5 172.5 651 217.5 0-1 1-1 0 - 0
The Buck Futters (2008) 0 - 1 .000 151 151.0 192.5 192.5 0-1 0-0 0 - 0
All-Time Head-to-Head Records
F.C. DITKA F.W.T.B.S.
7 - 5 vs. F.W.T.B.S. (1 - 0) 5 - 7 vs. F.C. DITKA (0 - 1)
8 - 4 vs. Turd Fergusons (1 - 1) 7 - 5 vs. Turd Fergusons (1 - 1)
5 - 7 vs. Sausage Bandits (1 - 1) 9 - 3 vs. Sausage Bandits
8 - 4 vs. Vermin Supreme 7-4-1 vs. Vermin Supreme (0 - 2)
5 - 5 vs. Benperors (1 - 0) 7 - 3 vs. Benperors (0 - 1)
5 - 3 vs. Thunderpussy (0 - 1) 5 - 3 vs. Thunderpussy
2 - 0 vs. Wiener Barons (1 - 0) 1 - 1 vs. Wiener Barons (0 - 1)
5 - 3 vs. Snickerdoodle (0 - 1) 7 - 1 vs. Snickerdoodle (1 - 0)
2 - 2 vs. Porch Monkeys 2 - 2 vs. Porch Monkeys (1 - 0)
2 - 0 vs. Buck Futters 0 - 2 vs. Buck Futters (1 - 0)
2 - 0 vs. Auto-picks 2 - 0 vs. Auto-picks
Turd Fergusons Sausage Bandits
7 - 5 vs. Sausage Bandits (0 - 1) 5 - 7 vs. Turd Fergusons (1 - 0)
4 - 8 vs. F.C. DITKA (1 - 1) 7 - 5 vs. F.C. DITKA (1 - 1)
5 - 7 vs. F.W.T.B.S. (1 - 1) 3 - 9 vs. F.W.T.B.S.
4 - 8 vs. Vermin Supreme (1 - 0) 10 - 2 vs. Vermin Supreme (0 - 1)
6 - 4 vs. Benperors (0 - 1) 3 - 7 vs. Benperors
7 - 1 vs. Thunderpussy 3 - 5 vs. Thunderpussy (0 - 1)
2 - 0 vs. Wiener Barons 1 - 1 vs. Wiener Barons
3 - 5 vs. Snickerdoodle (1 - 0) 1 - 7 vs. Snickerdoodle
2 - 2 vs. Porch Monkeys 3 - 1 vs. Porch Monkeys (1 - 1)
1 - 1 vs. Buck Futters 1 - 1 vs. Buck Futters
1 - 1 vs. Auto-picks 2 - 0 vs. Auto-picks
Vermin Supreme The Benperors
6 - 4 vs. Benperors (0 - 1) 4 - 6 vs. Vermin Supreme (1 - 0)
4 - 8 vs. F.C. DITKA 5 - 5 vs. F.C. DITKA (0 - 1)
4-7-1 vs. F.W.T.B.S. (2 - 0) 3 - 7 vs. F.W.T.B.S. (1 - 0)
8 - 4 vs. Turd Fergusons (0 - 1) 4 - 6 vs. Turd Fergusons (1 - 0)
2 - 10 vs. Sausage Bandits (1 - 0) 7 - 3 vs. Sausage Bandits
3 - 5 vs. Thunderpussy 4 - 4 vs. Thunderpussy (2 - 0)
1 - 1 vs. Wiener Barons 1 - 1 vs. Wiener Barons
5 - 3 vs. Snickerdoodle 3 - 5 vs. Snickerdoodle (1 - 0)
1 - 3 vs. Porch Monkeys 1 - 1 vs. Porch Monkeys
2 - 0 vs. Buck Futters
0 - 2 vs. Auto-picks
Thunderpussy The Wiener Barons
0 - 2 vs. Wiener Barons 2 - 0 vs. Thunderpussy
3 - 5 vs. F.C. DITKA (1 - 0) 0 - 2 vs. F.C. DITKA (0 - 1)
3 - 5 vs. F.W.T.B.S. 1 - 1 vs. F.W.T.B.S. (1 - 0)
1 - 7 vs. Turd Fergusons 0 - 2 vs. Turd Fergusons
5 - 3 vs. Sausage Bandits (1 - 0) 1 - 1 vs. Sausage Bandits
5 - 3 vs. Vermin Supreme 1 - 1 vs. Vermin Supreme
4 - 4 vs. Benperors (0 - 2) 1 - 1 vs. Benperors
1 - 5 vs. Snickerdoodle
All-Time Division Winners
JONES
2018 - Hurricane Ditka (Nick Visano)
2017 - The Sausage Bandits (Jon Pearson)
2016 - Hurricane Ditka (Nick Visano)
2015 - Hurricane Ditka (Nick Visano)
2014 - The Ass Pirates (Jeff Kegler)
2013 - Hurricane Ditka (Nick Visano)
2012 - Vermin Supreme (Dan Kegler)
2011 - The Benperors (Ben Kozak)
2010 - The Ass Pirates (Jeff Kegler)
2009 - The Ass Pirates (Jeff Kegler)
2008 - Hurricane Ditka (Nick Visano)
BOXALL
2018 - John Stamos Cuddle Time (Bob Schmidt)
2017 - The Turd Fergusons (Andy Visano)
2016 - Vermin Supreme (Dan Kegler)
2015 - Vermin Supreme (Dan Kegler)
2014 - The Turd Fergusons (Andy Visano)
2013 - The Benperors (Ben Kozak)
2012 - Team Snickerdoodle (Tim Ryan)
2011 - The Turd Fergusons (Andy Visano)
2010 - Thunderpussy (Kris Mack)
2009 - Team Snickerdoodle (Tim Ryan)
2008 - The Porch Monkeys (Jon Visano)
Division Titles by Team
5 - Hurricane Ditka (Nick Visano)
JONES - 2008, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2018
3 - The Ass Pirates (Jeff Kegler)
JONES - 2009, 2010, 2014
3 - Vermin Supreme (Dan Kegler)
JONES - 2012, BOXALL - 2015, 2016
3 - The Turd Fergusons (Andy Visano)
BOXALL - 2011, 2014, 2017
2 - The Benperors (Ben Kozak)
JONES - 2011, BOXALL - 2013
2 - Team Snickerdoodle (Tim Ryan)
BOXALL - 2009, 2012
1 - The Sausage Bandits (Jon Pearson)
JONES - 2017
1 - Thunderpussy (Kris Mack)
BOXALL - 2010
1 - The Porch Monkeys (Jon Visano)
BOXALL - 2008
1 - John Stamos Cuddle Time (Bob Schmidt)
BOXALL - 2018
0 - Auschwitz Zyclon Beezers (Garret Beesing)
0 - The Wiener Barons (Bill Pearson)
0 - The Auto-picks (AJ Olivieri)
"If winning is not important, then
Commander, why keep score?"
-Worf