Miscellaneous Weekly Records
Most Points scored in a Week:
304.3* (Sausage Bandits v. Hurricane Ditka - Week 10, 2018)
260.5 (The Benperors v. Turd Fergusons - Championship, 2011)
Fewest Points scored in a Week:
69 (Vermin Supreme v. Ass Pirates - Week 7, 2008)
107.5 (Thunderpussy v. The Benperors - Championship, 2010)
Most Points scored in back-to-back Weeks:
529.3* (Sausage Bandits - Weeks 10-11, 2018)
469 (Vermin Supreme - Weeks 16-17, 2012)
Fewest Points scored in back-to-back Weeks:
198** (Team Snickerdoodle - Weeks 8*-9*, 2010)
Most points scored against in back-to-back Weeks:
573.5* (Hurricane Ditka - Weeks 9-10, 2018)
Most Points scored in 3 consecutive Weeks:
779.8** (Sausage Bandits - Weeks 10-12, 2018)
Most points scored against in 3 consecutive Weeks:
836.4** (Hurricane Ditka - Weeks 8-10, 2018)
Most Points scored in 4 consecutive Weeks:
1027.9*** (Hurricane Ditka - Week 12, 2017-Week 1, 2018)
Longest Winning Streak:
13 (Hurricane Ditka - Week 7, 2015-Week 5, 2016)
(15 if Playoffs included)
6 (Benperors - Week 15, 2010-Week 16, 2013)
Longest Losing Streak:
9 (Vermin Supreme - Weeks 1-9, 2009)
Longest Winning Streak against one opponent:
10 (Hurricane Ditka v. Thunderpussy - Week 4, 2014-present)
Most consecutive 250+ Point Weeks:
4 (Hurricane Ditka - Weeks 12,2017-Week 1, 2018)
Most consecutive 200+ Point Weeks:
10 (Hurricane Ditka - Weeks 4-13, 2018)
Most consecutive 150+ Point Weeks:
30 (Hurricane Ditka - Week 2, 2008-Week 3, 2010)
Narrowest Margin of Victory:
0.2 (twice) (Sausage Bandits [208] v. [207.8*] Turd Fergusons - Week 11, 2015)
(A.Z. Beezers [165.6] v. [165.4*] Thunderpussy - Week 5, 2016)
1 (Wiener Barons [175] v. [174] Ass Pirates - Week 15, 2013)
Widest Margin of Victory:
155.6 (Hurricane Ditka [290] v. [134.4*] John Stamos Cuddle Time - Week 7, 2017)
Highest combined Match Score:
531.4 (Hurricane Ditka [268.5] v. [262.9*] Ass Pirates - Week 8, 2018)
483 (John Stamos Cuddle Time [245.3] v. [237.3] Benperors - Week 15 2015)
Lowest combined Match Score:
206 (Vermin Supreme [91] v. [115*] The Auto-picks - Week 10, 2008)
Most Points scored in a Loss:
262.9* (Ass Pirates v. Hurricane Ditka [268.5] - Week 8, 2018)
237.7 (Benperors v. John Stamos Cuddle Time [245.3] - Week 15, 2015)
Fewest Points scored in a Win:
115* (The Auto-picks v. Vermin Supreme [91] - Week 10, 2008)
Most consecutive weeks in first place:
13 (twice) (Ass Pirates - Weeks 2-14, 2009)
(Hurricane Ditka - Weeks 3, 2013 - Week 1, 2014)
Most consecutive weeks in last place:
13 (Vermin Supreme - Weeks 2-14, 2009)
Fewest Points scored winning a Ditka Trophy:
174 (Turd Fergusons - Week 8, 2010)
Most Points scored not winning a Ditka Trophy:
262.9* (Ass Pirates - Week 8, 2018)
Most Points scored receiving a Norwood's Revenge:
182.4 (Vermin Supreme - Week 3, 2019)
Fewest Points scored not receiving a Norwood's Revenge:
91.5 (The Auto-picks - Week 7, 2008)
Most consecutive weeks without receiving a Norwood's Revenge:
79 (Hurricane Ditka - Week 1, 2008-Week 9, 2013)
Most consecutive weeks without winning a Ditka Trophy:
47 (Thunderpussy - Week 10, 2015-present)
Most Combined Points scored by the league in one week:
1830.7 (228.8 AVG) (Week 3, 2015)
Individual Player Records
Most Points scored by one player in a Week:
94.6 (QB Drew Brees, John Stamos Cuddle Time - Week 8, 2015)
87 (QB Matt Flynn, Benperors - Championship, 2011)
Most Points by a starting Running Back in a Week:
63 (RB Doug Martin, Sausage Bandits - Week 9, 2012)
49 (RB Alfred Morris, Vermin Supreme - Championship, 2012)
Most Points by a starting Wide Receiver in a Week:
46 (twice) (WR Kenny Britt, Sausage Bandits - Week 7, 2010)
(WR Andre Johnson, HURRICANE DITKA - Week 9, 2013)
41 (WR Josh Cribbs, Hurricane Ditka - Week 15, 2009)
Most Points by a starting Tight End in a Week:
31 (TE Vernon Davis, Thunderpussy - Week 6, 2013)
21 (TE Aaron Hernandez, Turd Fergusons - Championship, 2011)
Most Points by a starting Defense in a Week:
42 (Patriots D/ST, Auschwitz Zyclon Beezers - Week 2, 2019)
31 (Bills D/ST, Benperors - Week 16, 2011)
Most Points by a starting Kicker in a Week:
22 (twice) (K Ryan Succop, Vermin Supreme - Week 6, 2017)
(K Stephen Gostkowski, Ass Pirates - Week 6, 2018)
19 (K Sebastian Janikowski, Benperors - Week 16, 2010)
Most combined Points scored by two players in a Week:
130.5 (QB Matt Cassel [71.5] and QB Tom Brady [59],Thunderpussy - Week 10, 2010)
144 (QB Matt Flynn [87] and QB Carson Palmer [57], Benperors - Championship, 2011)
Most Points scored by one player in two consecutive Weeks:
151.2 (QB Drew Brees [94.6] and [56.6], John Stamos Cuddle Time - Weeks 8-9, 2015)
Most Points scored by one player in three consecutive Weeks:
201.5 (QB Tom Brady [79.5], [64] and [58], Thunderpussy - Weeks 1-3, 2011)
Most Non-Points scored by one player on the bench in a Week:
93 (QB Ben Roethlisberger, Wiener Barons - Week 8, 2014)
Single Season Records
Most Points scored in a Regular Season:
3182.5 (227.3 PPG) (Hurricane Ditka - 2018)
Fewest Points scored in a Regular Season:
1933.5 (138.1 PPG) (The Auto-picks - 2008)
Most Points scored in a Season (including Playoffs):
3605.4 (225.3 PPG) (Hurricane Ditka - 2018)
Best record in a Regular Season:
12 - 2 (twice) (Ass Pirates - 2009)
(Hurricane Ditka - 2015)
Worst record in a Season:
1 - 13 (twice) (Thunderpussy - 2014)
(Thunderpussy - 2016)
Best record in a Season (including Playoffs):
14 - 2 (Hurricane Ditka - 2015)
Most Weeks in first place in a Season:
13 (Ass Pirates - 2009)
Most Weeks in last place in a Season:
13 (Vermin Supreme - 2009)
Most Points scored by one player in a Season:
712.5 (54.8 PPG) (QB Peyton Manning, Hurricane Ditka - 2013)
831.5 (55.4 PPG) (if Playoffs included)
Most 250+ Point Weeks in a Season:
4 (Hurricane Ditka - 2017)
Most 200+ Point Weeks in a Season:
12 (Hurricane Ditka - 2018)
Most Head Coach victories in a Season:
14 of 14 (Hurricane Ditka - 2011)
15 of 15 (if Playoffs included)
Most Ditka Trophies in a Season:
7 (Hurricane Ditka - 2017)
Most Reich Trophies in a Season:
5 (tie) (Turd Fergusons - 2009, Vermin Supreme - 2011)
Most Norwood's Revenges in a Season:
9 (Thunderpussy - 2014)
All-Time Records
Most Consecutive Winning Seasons:
7 (Hurricane Ditka - 2012-18)
Most Consecutive Losing Seasons:
8 (Thunderpussy - 2011-18)
Most Consecutive Seasons making the Playoffs:
11 (tie) (Ass Pirates - 2008-18)
(Hurricane Ditka - 2008-18)
Most Consecutive Seasons missing the Playoffs:
5 (Thunderpussy - 2014-18)
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